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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

bite the hook 

A metaphorical term used to describe when a person takes the bait, without apparent awareness or forethought.
It’s astounding how some folks work tirelessly to read you and then cleverly devise a way to get you to bite the hook.
bite the hook by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019

it isn’t what it isn’t 

A phrase stating the opposite of the ever popular and meaningless, “it is what it is,” but essentially meaning the same thing.
Well lemme remind ya honey, life can just simply suck sometimes; it isn’t what it isn’t.

river turding 

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.
My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!
river turding by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

blessin’ the river 

An expression that began in Ireland referring to taking a piss in the river.
We are blessin’ the river, my friend, and our mystical bond with the natural world will always remain.

boots in the air 

A slang phrase used by Army personnel to playfully refer to what is usually a female officer having sex.
During the day she’s totally boots on the ground, but at night it’s more often than not boots in the air!
boots in the air by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

head injury marriage 

When you marry someone exceedingly quickly and then years later reflect on how your head injury may have led you into it, using it to conveniently explain away a move that was more likely just sheer stupidity.
I look back on my head injury marriage and see with such clarity now how bad an idea the whole endeavor really was.

fish nipple

A rural manner of suggesting the rarity of something by using a nonexistent figment of the imagination to do so.
45’s ability to make good decisions is about as commonplace as a fish nipple.
fish nipple by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019