takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.

I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

deyappitation

A verb describing the removal or decommissioning of the voice box of an annoying, overly yappy canine.

Although it was 3:00 am, I arose from my fitful slumber and proceeded with the deyappitation of Zooey, my nextdoor neighbor’s pneumatic little Chihuahua, thereby sleeping like a baby until sunrise.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 01, 2021

dog dickery

A primitive action or prank that is also emotionally regressed.

It was a blatant act of dog dickery, pure and simple.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 06, 2019

trauma bonding

When you have a lifelong, almost impossible to sever, attachment to someone that is rooted in a common traumatic experience.

My mom and I were always very close; it was entirely augmented by what I now realize was our early trauma bonding.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2019

Real Housewives of Covidville

Another incarnation of the ultra-successful Real Housewives media machine located in some Anytown, USA, depicting the household dramas, social isolation and warping lack of structure that is causing mental breakdowns all over the country.

In the last exciting episode of the Real Housewives of Covidville, we were left with trying to figure out who had tried to burn the house down in order to get some hunky firemen over to get some kind of real social contact!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

full frontal hugger

A person who hugs you with every inch of their body against yours.

He is a full frontal hugger whose nickname is “the Octopus.”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

happywallet

Slang for that coveted state of affairs, a sense of financial security.

Whether they are Republicans or not, if Americans are content with their stock portfolio growth, they will vote this jack-off back into office because happywallet is a powerful motivator!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 07, 2019