Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

lick my clam

Kind of like “kiss my ass,” but a little more base or perhaps personal.

I have a novel suggestion: how would you like to lick my clam?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

Inappropriate Affect Police

A sardonic term for clinical psychologists who have, somewhere along the line, been made the arbiters of whether or not an expression of emotion is appropriate in any given situation.

I have a brilliant idea, let’s make some doctoral degreed wacka-wackas into the world’s foremost Inappropriate Affect Police!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2020

patriot rapist

When a soldier who is trained to be a fighting machine takes it further than the death and destruction they’ve mastered.

The complicated conditions of war and the intricacies of human nature create the patriot rapist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2020

pusillanimous president

A description used for the Orange One due to his singleminded self-aggrandizement yielding a particular lack of attention to the actual requirements of courage and determination normally found in a US President.

We sometimes find the pusillanimous president on his bed at all hours of the night, voraciously eating potato chips and endlessly tweeting, dehydrated and disoriented.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2020

simultaneous trumpfinger

A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.

Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2020

climate arsonist

A term popularized by Joe Biden which refers to a person in power who abdicates their responsibility to acknowledge climate change and make changes that are needed, thereby becoming complicit in the widespread fires.

Let’s rally ‘round this buffoon of a climate arsonist and watch the entire US go up in flames!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2020

crackhead economics

When what you can afford is what you can steal and sell.

Crackhead economics is a simple sustaining system that doesn’t require any education, talent or planning ability, addiction is the only motivation you need!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020