Coronaphone

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 05, 2020

wordhustler

A slang term for a person who can successfully write their way out of any circumstance.

Her command of words and language are so adept and insanely talented, we call her the wordhustler.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2019

Zuckeryuck

A small child’s unfiltered name for Mark Zuckerberg.

Euew Momma, there’s that Zuckeryuck guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

America’s Got COVID

A spin-off of the TV hit, “America’s Got Talent,” this show has teams of very sick people competing for big prizes by successfully contact tracing to find the source of their Coronavirus infection.

I watched America’s Got COVID the other night and I was crying tears of joy as they narrowed down the possible sources until they hit on this little girl’s grandmother; it was all so exciting and disturbing at the same time!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Kayleigh McInane

A pejorative nickname for the most recent White House Press Secretary in 45’s long lineup of bullshit artists, due to her blatantly inane presentation.

Kayleigh McInane may be an ignorant racist, but just like my hot and well-heeled wife and daughter, she is always a lady in the process!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

fire hydrant chic

Haute couture of the canine fashion icon.

FYI, fire hydrant chic is Gigi’s bottom line concern when you bring home the next “super cute” but highly embarrassing freak-wear costume from Petco or PetSmart.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Fuckovsky

The smart-ass answer to the obnoxious and usually aggressive inquiry: Just who the hell do you think you are?

Fuckovsky, the name is Fuckovsky.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019