rubber rabbit

A fake, battery operated rabbit made of rubber, used to prank dogs, hawks and hunters, just for a laugh.
He aimed his rifle right at its head and upper torso, proceeding to blow the rubber rabbit into a million ridiculous pieces in front of all his doubled-over buddies.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019
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Simpleton in Chief

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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blazin’ neon egomaniac

An egomaniac who makes other egomaniacs look like wallflowers.
Being friends with a blazin’ neon egomaniac is never really possible.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 07, 2019
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rabbitmind

The mental state characterized by only thinking of rabbits and what they do.
Sometimes at stuffy staff meetings, our goofball colleague would go suddenly off the wall and allow rabbitmind to surface in some odd comment referring to rabbits.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 07, 2019
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fake weather prediction

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.
I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 05, 2019
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Babysitter Poodles

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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pot stupid

A disparaging term used to describe the impaired and generally short-sighted decisions made by folks who move through their lives powered by their dearly beloved cannabinoids.
I’ve watched closely as this profoundly pot stupid couple repeatedly elevates their sensory experiences above making meaningful plans that make any actual sense.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 10, 2023
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