Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

GoFuckYou.com

A popular nickname for the online fundraising platform GoFundMe.com due to its well-earned reputation as being a mecca for unscrupulous unemployed scammers who spend their substance-riddled days dreaming up unimaginatively pathetic sob stories to get you to part with your hard-earned income.

Well of course it should be called GoFuckyou.com but seriously, if it were, would you even consider a donation?

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2021

lovebone

A more romantic choice than saying you have a hard-on for someone.

I have a serious lovebone going for her, I think she is my soulmate!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

UD Life

A term to describe when a person’s life revolves around making repeated contributions to Urban Dictionary.

I came upon this term in the middle of living it and I realized that all other aspects of my life were retreating into the blurry distance as UD Life became my raison d’etre.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.

My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

flipoffism

The practice of regularly employing the bird to express emotional content.

She is a dedicated practitioner of unharnessed flipoffism and clearly doesn’t care who is offended.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

no fart zone

An area that is specifically demarcated to prevent flatulent behavior in a small, closed area, usually backed up by an obscene fine to prevent it.

A no fart zone is set up to totally criminalize farting whereas in the past, passing gas was merely considered socially rude!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020

quiet hands

An admonishment one can whisper to oneself or another when it becomes important to inhibit an overwhelming curiosity and desire to handle everything within reach.

I heard him softly muttering “quiet hands” to himself as he eyeballed everything he was gleefully imagining touching.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019