gustometer

A handy tool to precisely measure wind gust.
My gustometer indicates that it may be unsafe to have the rabbits ride in the parade today.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019
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methmusic

Music that is exceedingly loud and redundant which has the capacity to enhance methmind, a state of near brain dead, goalless compulsivity such as that seen in repetitive cleaning, masturbating, or organizing behaviors.
We Came As Romans is just one example of a methmusic band who has turned out entire albums with tracks that all sound totally identical.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021
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Trumpian Dystocracy

The dystopian and systematically ill form of egomaniacal pseudo-government and temper tantrum-driven tweets we’ve all witnessed and been forced to live through under the 45th POTUS.
I am so sure that I’m fully ready to exit this Trumpian Dystocracy that I don’t give a rat’s ass what else or who else takes its place this coming January.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 09, 2020
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Prisonland

The newest Disneyland attraction wherein you can experience all levels of the exciting prison experience, from dropping the soap in a crowded shower to embarking on an insanely exciting but doomed escape outta Alcatraz to being on Death Row, ordering up a Happy Meal as the last great gastronomic moment of your pathetic life.
My big friend, Mr. Bubba, says to Mickey whom he now realizes testified against him, “Bend over baby, we’re in Prisonland!”
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2022
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nomama

Slang for life after having lost your mother.
I’m in that chapter of life I like to call ”nomama.”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 05, 2019
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step on my nuts

When someone makes an aggressive move to take away your volition or control in an effort to make you feel powerless and weak.
Hey man, step on my nuts again and you will definitely wish you hadn’t.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
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death du jour

Any type of death that is widely popular such as widespread death due to opiate overdose or mass tragedies or any dramatic violent death since the news will cover it because it brings in a wider audience which translates into higher advertising revenues.
Ah yes, it has been the absolute death du jour for sometime now!
by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2021
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