unfiltered friend

That good friend with whom you can be your authentic and unedited self.
I’d much rather hang out with you, my unfiltered friend!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
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Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.
The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
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American Dracula

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
He has continued to demonstrate his unrelenting intention to drain the lifeblood from every intelligent citizen and every effective and protective institution in the US and so we call him the American Dracula.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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dumpstance

An odd postural position reminiscent of a person about to take a dump over a repulsive public toilet.
Knowing that I must not come in contact with this germ-infested commode, I took my best dumpstance and did it from there.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 04, 2018
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get your wet on

I’m sure you have many creative ways to get your wet on!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.
My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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Il Trumpe

An increasingly popular nickname for the autocratic 45th POTUS to emphasize his similarity to Mussolini.
Il Trumpe attempted a coup on January 6th, 2020 that he hoped would build a powerful dictatorship that would eventually cause Il Duce to look like a pacifist.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 09, 2022
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