Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

chicken slime

The permanent and grotesque, socially unacceptable layer of unremovable fat that coats the fingers of the habitual handler of chicken meat.

She breathes new life into the tired old slogan, “finger lickin’ good,” because her repulsive chicken slime has so negatively impacted her coworkers that some have vomited from the sight and smell.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019

wallet eater

Slang term for a very expensive event, place or person.

Look up “wallet eater” in the dictionary and you’ll find a picture of my ex.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019

proctophile

A person who can’t get enough information or sensations relating to the anus or lower colon.

He’s an insatiable proctophile and I must say, sometimes it gets a little old.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019

roller fart

A type of fart that falls out of the ass and rolls downward, escaping the pants at the ankle area.

Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

cock my suck

An expression used by impaired drunkards everywhere.

“Cock my suck,” he slurred as he fell face forward onto the sidewalk.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

yap alert

When folks use multiple loud, yappy little dogs to protect their property and families rather than purchasing a security system.

Of course yap alert is a better system all around, you never have to turn it on or off.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Dumbville, USA

A place where people are, in every corner of it, indescribably and impossibly stupid.

Let’s take a scenic drive out to Dumbville, USA and get some folks to invest in the fictional business idea I pulled out of my ass this morning.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019