spousehearing

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.
He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017
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zombiephile

A noun describing a person who koves anything related to zombies (reanimated corpses) or zombie life.
She is a total zombiephile who’s been looking for a zombie boyfriend forever; she says that the aggressive demeanor coupled with the grotesque rotting flesh and vacant eyes is the penultimate turn-on!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
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Bluetooth psychosis

When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.
My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
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Cult of Delusion

An apt and often used description of the flock of white supremacist true believers who are somehow hooked into the mind boggling belief in the second coming of 45.
As I watched the somewhat fearful journalist interviewing some of the rally’s attendees, I could feel the deeply held seething anger and racially driven entitlement fueling this Cult of Delusion.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021
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ass pests

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.
My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021
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fartcam

A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.
I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020
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Cutie Putie

Another fave nickname of 45’s for his little Russky buddy, Vladimir.
At the height of their intense bromance, Cutie Putie was known to call the Oval Office for some quickie phone sex.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 03, 2019
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