Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
the Crime Candidate
An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.
Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
the Crime Candidate by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023
Ron DeFlatus
An increasingly popular nickname for the current Governor of Florida, both because in Latin the word deflatus means to blow aside or to blow off, and he is in fact doing poorly in the polls right now, as well as because deflatus could also mean “of farting,” since he is so entirely full of shit that when he speaks it is as though he is passing gas.
See if you can even bear to listen to the pompous asshole, Ron DeFlatus, as he endlessly disparages Americans who do not adhere to his limited and xenophobic viewpoint, have the same color of skin or genitalia that he does, and whose freedom he seeks to severely restrict.
Ron DeFlatus by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2023
crybaby crusade
A term often used to describe the core narrative of the Trumpster’s candidacy for the 2024 Presidency which heavily focuses on how he has been relentlessly and unfairly victimized and witch-hunted.
It’s ironic how the Orange One’s crybaby crusade is actually an artifact of his own creation since he has been actually repeatedly victimizing himself due to his penchant for lies and self-destruction.
crybaby crusade by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
slavedriving
A slang term describing either a workplace ethos of overworking employees or one’s own internal drive to overwork and accomplish as much as is humanly practicable in as short a time as possible.
He was known as the most slavedriving president ever elected and it was clear that in some ways, he was probably compensating for something he felt about himself.
slavedriving by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
United Snakes of America
An increasingly popular phrase to describe the unhinged underbelly of ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ pseudo-American vipers who are for libertarian-style governmental minimalism and which advocates for being heavily armed and critically under-taxed.
We are facing yet another dangerous surge of the poisonous United Snakes of America and we must take up the sharp shovel of democracy and sever its unglued and agitated tiny head from its enlarged and overfed body.
United Snakes of America by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
chew you a new asshole
What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’
It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.
chew you a new asshole by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
Putie the Warmonger
Another one of the many well-deserved nicknames for Vladimir Putin, the deranged, self-appointed ex-KGB Dictator who is best known for waging war and poisoning his own disobedient citizens.
The Russians have been attempting to dethrone Putie the Warmonger for a very long time but since the right assassin has not come along at the right time yet, he continues to wreak havoc all around the world.
Putie the Warmonger by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023