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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

lick my clam 

Kind of like “kiss my ass,” but a little more base or perhaps personal.
I have a novel suggestion: how would you like to lick my clam?
lick my clam by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

Real Housewives of Covid

Another incarnation of the Real Housewives media machine but focusing this time on the psychological suffering, extreme claustrophobia and lack of structure that colors everything everyone in the show attempts to do.
In the last episode of the Real Housewives of COVID, the handsome but agitated patriarch was absentmindedly tying a pretty substantial noose in the background while his daughter, bored shitless and on her rhinestone-studded phone, Zoomed her teen psychotherapy group to combat Covid-induced depression.

5-Star Asshole 

Someone who is a reprehensible and exceptionally heinous jerk.
Let me show you that I too can be a superlative 5-Star Asshole!
5-Star Asshole by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2020

The Real Housewives of Covid 

A newly created version of the popular TV show, portraying the fear, isolation, child problems and psychological meltdowns that are part of this Pandemic Life.
The Real Housewives of Covid is an oddly claustrophobic depiction of home life without hair salons, lunches with friends, gym bodies and those titillating references to extramarital flings!

patriot rapist

A military insider’s term for the soldier who is more widely interpreting what he has learned to do.
We don’t like thinking about the disturbing reality of war such as the actions of the patriot rapist.
patriot rapist by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

patriot rapist

A term used for a soldier when doing what he has been trained to do.
We don’t like thinking about the wider disturbing reality of war which includes the actions of the patriot rapist.
patriot rapist by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

Party President 

A popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
The Party President may not know much about US History or the spread of infectious diseases, but he really does know how to git down!
Party President by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020