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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

fiber family 

A specific type of family who is seriously fixated on consuming as much dietary fiber as is humanly possible, ostensibly for their collective colon health.
The fact that each individual member of this classic fiber family is a total self-focused asshole is ironic because their dietary practices place them in the upper one percent of the world’s healthiest supershitters!.
fiber family by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Izzgaard Lizzard

A once famous and classically beautiful Scandinavian rockstar rabbit who wound up retiring to the fine city of Seaside, California to live out her final joyous days with her adoring and attentive lagomorph lover, Mad Max who is a talented and prolific poet.
Izzgaard Lizzard knew how to age gracefully, she gave up performing at just the right time in her career, becoming simply “Izzy” while focusing on what mattered most to her: true love!

banana monster 

A nickname easily given to most domestic rabbits who are generally completely mad for bananas.
Watch this, he’s a total wacka-wacka banana monster!

funky fruit 

A colloquial description of fruit that is right on the edge of rotten.
Man, those bananas definitely qualify as funky fruit!
funky fruit by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Max the Snake 

A ruthless mobster who has shed his skin and become a gentle domestic white and grey rabbit, living out his final happy days in beautiful Seaside, California.
At one time Max the Snake lived and breathed violence and death every day of his life whereas now he’s getting an endless supply of organic Italian parsley and love in the home of a rabbit fixated woman who looks beyond his earlier mistakes and supports him to truly forgive himself for all that he has done!

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.
He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.
He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.