Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

assblitz

When someone sits on another’s face and the voluminous ass cheeks fully engulf that person's head.

That chick’s bunnies gave me the best assblitz of my life.

assblitz by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

porn pants 

Pants that appear to be poured on, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.

He was moving like a wild tiger in his porn pants, with every muscle and organ flexing for all to watch.

porn pants by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.

The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.

junk shorts by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

balloonimous 

Of or like a balloon.

He had become so completely full of himself; his head was balloonimous.

balloonimous by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

workplace apparitions 

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.

This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.

workplace apparitions by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

cattin’ out

A prison term, a reference to a J-cat (a convict with a mental illness) losin’ it altogether.

He was definitely cattin’ out when he told me he was “riding that fine line between earth and lunacy.”

cattin’ out by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

asswipes 

Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.

It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!

asswipes by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019