Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
butt bonnet
A polite name to call somebody who is an ass hat - but you make a decision to not be vulgar in the process.
butt bonnet by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019
hood politics
Essentially street politics played out according to a “gangsta” ethos; either in a “hood” per se, or more widely in national politics where the white-collar mafia ethos informs decisions, such as in the House and Senate of the United States of America.
We are running a country here and let me remind you that the bottom line in hood politics is not laws, not ideals, not it’s people; it’s money and it always has been.
hood politics by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019
pressure cooker farts
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
pressure cooker farts by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019
dead man not talking
The saving grace that runs through the minds of the mass of upper-crusty beneficiaries of Jeffrey Epstein’s recent “suicide.”
dead man not talking by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
zombie inlanders
An increasingly common species due to a combination of burgeoning overpopulation and global warming.
Our little peninsula is regularly completely overtaken by tribes of zombie inlanders all the way from Fresno to San Jose, trying to catch a cool ocean breeze on the weekend.
zombie inlanders by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
Smart Fart
An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.
Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!
Smart Fart by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
A borrowed term applied to the fact that the jet-setting madam, Ghislaine Maxwell, is still around to drop her silver hammer upon the guilty heads of the powerfully rich and famous.
“Bang-bang, Maxwell’s Silver Hammer came down on his head; bang-bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer made sure that he was dead!”
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019