Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Covidhead
Slang for the feeling of being entirely overtaken, mentally and emotionally, by stress due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.
Now that we have surpassed 100,000 dead, the US is suffering with a severe mass case of unrelenting infectious Covidhead.
Covidhead by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020
COVID musicians
Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.
I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!
COVID musicians by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020
Law and Order President
A new nickname for the 45th POTUS, chosen by the Trumpster himself, on the heels of some scary rioting in his own front yard, one week after the murder of George Floyd.
I still watch “Law and Order” reruns on TV although it’s been off the air since 2010; this show is like a law enforcement library in my head because it has 20 years worth of killer shows and I’ve learned some important shit and you know, I’m a fucking genius about everything really, so it should come as no surprise that as the Law and Order President, I know I gotta use teargas to shut down this dangerous peaceful protest!
Law and Order President by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020
sartorial flatulence
Farting while dressed to the nines.
To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.
sartorial flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
Dicklick in Chief
Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.
Dicklick in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
America’s Got COVID
A spin-off of the TV hit, “America’s Got Talent,” this show has teams of very sick people competing for big prizes by successfully contact tracing to find the source of their Coronavirus infection.
I watched America’s Got COVID the other night and I was crying tears of joy as they narrowed down the possible sources until they hit on this little girl’s grandmother; it was all so exciting and disturbing at the same time!
America’s Got COVID by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
rabbitesque
rabbitesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020