Downvoting Victim's definitions

Uhh, Steve

Coined by Brian "The Dark Lord" Chamberlain, AKA The DLC.

Originally it was used by the Dark Lord to complain about a ruling by the DM that caused him to say, not do nearly as much damage as he expected to in D&D.

Now it is more of a word generally used to question anything that seems illogical, out of place, ironic, or hypocritical.

Early Usage (Circa 2001-2003)

DLC: I cast LIGHTNING BOLT on the group of **name of monster we're fighting**!

*rolls a bunch of dice*
I do 32 Damage. Ahh...

Steve (DM): The lighting seems like it SHOULD have hurt them... but they don't appear hurt.

DLC: Uhh... Steve, **name of monsters** aren't immune to lightning spells... unless... oh CRAP! In PLAYER I know what we're fighting, but my character doesn't know! Dammit. *Arrogant look.*

Later example (2004-05)

Me: Max, a pound of feathers weighs less than a pound of bricks.

Max: Uhh, Steve... they're both a pound...

by Downvoting Victim March 10, 2005

Mexican Insurance

Twenty dollar bills, so one can make change with all the Mexican people that buy everything with $100 bills, yes, even if they have twenties. Keeping twenties is insurance against the slowdown caused by having to get change for a $100 from someone else.

I saw a lot of Mexican families in line ready to mispronounce the name of the movie they wanted to see after taking 5 minutes standing in line to decide what that movie would be, so I made sure that I had plenty of Mexican Insurance on hand by keeping more twenties in my drawer.

by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

cow

C.O.W. Stands for crazy old woman.

A woman who is crazy and old.

My grandma is a COW.

by Downvoting Victim August 16, 2005

Walking through the door

Walking through the door is do copy someone else because you want to be safe instead of taking a risk.

I followed Max into the door because I knew if I didn't, Alexhole would lay a trap down for me.

by Downvoting Victim August 10, 2005

Fry's Electronics

The place where the employees declare your credit card instead of declining it, have no knowledge of electronics, and help customers of their own race first.

Yet people go there instead of Best Buy.

I'm going to Fry's Electronics to buy a computer that will crash from a guy who doesn't speak English and doesn't know how to use a computer.

by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

popurar movie

What chinese people waste everyone else's time in box office lines asking the cashiers about.

It's like they have to see what everyone else sees?

"What ees popurar movie?"
"popurar movie is leetle cheeken it make 80 meelion in first two weeks you must seeee!!"

by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

hot girl code

The "polite" way hot girls on dating sites turn down guys because they think it spares their feelings.

Translations:

"You're not my type" = "You're ugly"
"I don't feel a connection" = "You seem incredibly boring"
"We're not looking for the same thing" = "You're creeping me out"

When she told me she didn't feel a connection, I knew hot girl code well enough to get the message.

by Downvoting Victim January 5, 2017