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useful idiot 

A term used by Matt-Drudge reading troglodytes to insult anyone who doesn't agree with their simplistic philosophies.
Drudgetard: BARRY SOETORO IS A COMMIE AND A KENYAN

Human: Go back to FreeRepublic, DrudgeTard

Drudgetard: You're another Useful idiot, lib.
useful idiot by Downvoting Victim September 29, 2013
Rock music that is "kid-tested, mother approved."

Generally bands that have power chords, somewhat raspy vocals, but lyrical content that appeals to all ages and doesn't scare away mothers or bore their teenage children.

Examples: Matchbox Twenty, Lifehouse, Train, Vertical Horizon,Goo Goo Dolls, Tonic.

Hipsters hate this music, and this music hates hipsters.
Gotta love kix rock, you can listen to it and even the most paranoid mother won't flip out at you.
kix rock by Downvoting Victim September 22, 2013
Anyone who isn't related to you, but you want to claim they are to get them a discount that only works for family.
At AMC Theaters, so many of the employees kept saying that they were bringing their "cousin" when it clearly was just a friend to get the "free tickets for family" so they said "no cousins" in the policy.
cousin by Downvoting Victim November 5, 2012

manager stick 

A small plastic stick that upper management will carry around if they work in a job that requires a lot of cleaning/janitorial work. The stick is ineffective but looks impressive. They only can use it to grab small pieces of trash. Much less useful than a broom or a dustpan.

It is a way for upper management to claim they are "working with the employees" but doesn't make them do much work.
When I see the general manager wielding his manager stick, I wonder how many other people can see through the facade.
manager stick by Downvoting Victim November 4, 2012

be that as it may 

A phrase used by someone who has been proved wrong with factual evidence. Instead of admitting their wrongness, they will simple reiterate the same argument and add "be that as it may" to suggest that they are compromising and admit some fault, but really don't feel any differently.
Person 1: I think your dog is shedding all over the couch

Person 2: Be that as it may, you still should vacuum it.

imperceptive 

A word that people use to describe anyone who doesn't see the world the way they do.

It's bullshit, because not everyone values the same things at the same level.
Because I cared about some details that she never noticed, she called me imperceptive.

driver's license weight 

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.