too pooped to pop

Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.

From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.

Why'd you stop?

I'm too pooped to pop!

by Downstrike August 17, 2005

pavement pizza

May also refer to road kill.

The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 01, 2005

Vernor's

The Ginger Ale that tastes like you're drinking a ginger snap.

Vernor's or nobody's!

by Downstrike November 19, 2004

Multi-Level Marketing

The full version of the more commonly used abbreviation, MLM.

MLM stands for Multi-Level Marketing.

by Downstrike June 05, 2004

Tuesday

The day of the week when most people live their entire lives.

You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.

by Downstrike October 18, 2004

I like you for who you are.

1. (politely) I don't have romantic interest in you.

2. (sarcastically) Get lost, creep!

1. "I'll call you tomorrow."

"I like you for who you are."

2. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I can't tell you how much I like you for who you are."

by Downstrike May 29, 2004

Real Life

I don't know. Tell me where to download it, and I'll check it out.

Good grief! I can't believe no one already said this.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004