Downstrike's definitions

techno-nerd

One who is called a nerd for his prowess with technology rather than for being a dork.

We need a techno-nerd to program this.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

too pooped to pop

Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.

From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.

Why'd you stop?

I'm too pooped to pop!

by Downstrike September 5, 2005

Legalese

The dialect that the "legal" profession uses to hoodwink people into paying them a week's wage for an hour's work. See conflict of interest.

Attorneys use Legalese to be able to tell lies about regular people without the regular people being able to understand what's said about them.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Apologetics

Groups of bigoted religious zealots whose primary goal is to label the religions of others as, cults.

I looked at some Apologetics' web sites and every one of them was calling some other religion, if not several religions, a cult. If they really were cults, the Apologetics wouldn't have had to make such crap about them.

by Downstrike December 28, 2005

tranny

In mechanics, a vehicle's transmission.

Pull that tranny so we can overhaul it.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

California Aquesuct

The artery through which southern California suct northern California dry.

When California empties the California Aquesuct for maintenance, people wade in and catch fish by hand. Now the fish are dead in both ends of the state.

Chippie the disoriented sea lion swam up the California Aquesuct almost to Los Banos.

by Downstrike October 7, 2004

Outhouse Express

The most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. Frequently euphemized as Outlook Express.

When I installed SP2, Outhouse Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.

by Downstrike October 3, 2004