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Definitions by Downstrike

Asia Minor 

To the people of ancient Greece, everything east of Byzantium was Asia. They just had no idea how big it was until Alexander went and conquered some of Asia Major.
Asia Minor by Downstrike May 30, 2004
1. The primary motivation and inspiration for for creating slang terminology. Since most slang terms are based upon personal opinion, it is impossible to define some slang terms without naming the opinion that inspired them.
Racist, homophobia, pedophile, hateful etc.
opinion by Downstrike May 30, 2004
1. The one instance of a particular word in what you've written that will bring out stampeding herds of duh-weebs to point out to you the correct spelling of the word - and a few more incorrect ways to spell it - even though every other instance of the word is spelled correctly.

2. A correctly spelled word that illiterate duh-weebs are unfamiliar with, and will mistake for misspellings of other words.

3. The reason why spell-checkers were invented.
1. "The correct spelling of yelow is yellow."

"Maybe that's why I spelled it that way the other 36 times I used that word."

2. "You left the P out of homepage."

"If I had wanted to call my homage a homepage, I would have."

3. "I spell everything correctly! I use a spell-checker!"

"Spell-checkers don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, and neither do you."
Typo by Downstrike May 30, 2004

enough already 

A sarcastic way of saying, please stop now, before I become violent.
Enough already! Can't you see that you're annoying people?
enough already by Downstrike May 29, 2004

holy shit 

An expression by which some people identify their deity.
"I saw you come out of a church Sunday."

"Holy shit!"
holy shit by Downstrike May 29, 2004
Citizens Band radio; state of the art in communications circa 1960, and all the rage in 1976 after the release of technological advances and the song Convoy. Popularity inspired further advances and lower prices, increasing popularity further.

CB remained the primary mode of mobile communications until cell phones became popular, and remains so in locations where cellular coverage is not available, among some truckers, rednecks, and power-tripping cottonpickers with linears.

Other monikers include, squawk box, radidio, on the line, ears, modjuputer, two-way, talk box, and toy phone.
Some bible-mouths still expect you to speak a dialect of slang called slanguage when using CB.
CB by Downstrike May 29, 2004
In the CB slanguage:

1. Hi there!

2. Enthusiastic agreement.
1. I just wanted to say a big 10-4 to ya!

2. That's a big 10-4!
big 10-4 by Downstrike May 29, 2004