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done

1. Finished.

2. The full measure of cooking was finished before food is served.

3. An emphatic expression of confidence, sometimes intentionally involving inappropriate mixing of tenses, especially in CB slanguage, to indicate that something in the future is as sure as if it already happened.
1-2. "I'm done."

"Turn over and brown on the other side."

3. When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
mugGet the donemug.

try it, you'll like it

The catch-phrase and philosophy of the late 60s and early 70s, when people would try anything new to blow your mind, man!
The only proper response to try it, you'll like it is, yeah man, I'll try anything once! Anything else, just ain't cool, man.
by Downstrike October 16, 2004
mugGet the try it, you'll like itmug.

cell phone

Cellular communication; how an amoeba communicates. You know; amoebae, like really, really small people.
Hey, lookit the cell phone under this microscope!

Of course it is! Can't you see that the one amoeba's phoning another one?

Of course his phone is cellular. What other kind would an amoeba have?

(If you're saying this out loud, it would be good to duck now and then, in case someone was going to hit you.)
by Downstrike November 18, 2006
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cottonpicker

CB slanguage insult or term of comeraderie derived from a slaveholder slang term meaning slave. See also gunnybagger.
1. Hey cottonpicker, you're also a nose picker.

2. Hey cottonpicker, how ya doin'?
by Downstrike May 29, 2004
mugGet the cottonpickermug.

recipriversexcluson

A fundamental concept of Bistromathematics, as described in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, "a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself". Similar to, and easily confused with the related principle by which knowing that the answer is 42 precludes knowing the question.
42 is not a recipriversexcluson, because it really is the location of Stavromula Beta. What is precluded about 42 is knowing that Stavromula Beta is the question.

Yes, I am allowed to say so. In fact it's a necessity, because every publication of Hitchhiker is required, by yet another similarly related principle, to contradict all previous publications of it.
by Downstrike May 26, 2007
mugGet the recipriversexclusonmug.

Network Solutions

A euphemism for Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well please.
When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.
by Downstrike September 20, 2004
mugGet the Network Solutionsmug.

legal

A one-word oxymoron, when it comes to the profession called "legal".
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
mugGet the legalmug.

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