hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

by Downstrike June 08, 2004

nobody

Nobody is who people say would do something. This is usually said right after someone does the very deed, frequently to that person's face.

Nobody calls me a nobody!

by Downstrike December 01, 2004

inbox

1. (internet) The email folder where incoming mail arrives.

2. (at the table) The mouth.

3. (in bed) The vagina.

Check your inbox. You have mail.

by Downstrike May 28, 2004

do time

1. Serve a prison sentence.

2. Serve a hitch in the military, especially if drafted.

3. Get grounded.

After spending most of his teen years doing time (3) for the rents, the kid couldn't wait, so he upped and did time (2) as soon as he could. That got old, so he split before his time was up, got caught, did some time (1) in the big house, and still had to do the rest of his time when he got out. It was getting to be a habit.

by Downstrike November 01, 2004

Jehovah's Witness

(Grammatically incorrect.) A member of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Grammatically correct form: He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

Faith Healer

An awful thing to name someone.

I know you can't help it that your last name is Healer, but did you have to name her Faith, too?

by Downstrike November 14, 2004