Douglas Young's definitions

textasterone

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.

Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.

by Douglas Young September 24, 2007

downvote

To vote as negatively as possible on something simply to offset its vote average.

A good example of downvote would be to give this definition a thumbs down, even though it's perfectly legit.

by Douglas Young November 15, 2007

go tit

A common Freudian slip through the fingers during a chat session, usually made when one is thinking about sex.

Lucy: See you at 8.
Dave: You go tit.
Lucy: ...what?
Dave: Err, you goat tit.
Lucy: ...WHAT??
Dave: UHH, YOU GOT TITS. OH JESUS! WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MY FINGERS POOPERLY. OH GOD.

by Douglas Young January 9, 2008

heyguy

Someone who you don't know, but see frequently enough that you say "hey" to each other every time you pass.

Guy 1: Hey.
Guy 2: Hey.
Friend of Guy 1: Who was that?
Guy 1: Just my heyguy.

by Douglas Young September 22, 2007

overstylize

Noticeably relying heavily on style rather than effectiveness.

The Matrix sequels liked to overstylize while they tried to distract you from the shitty plot.

by Douglas Young January 14, 2008

subtitles

1. A firewall that keeps stupid & impatient people from watching foreign films.
2. What you read during a film when the language is foreign.

Doug: Hey Tom, wanna watch District B13? It's badass.
Tom: Sure... wait... subtitles? Fuck that.
Doug: Goddamn you're such a fag, Tom.

Scott: I need to stop watching British/Irish movies in the theater, they never have subtitles despite how the thick accents practically butcher your typical American English.

by Douglas Young October 8, 2007

proddy

Someone who always has to be prodded to hang out, and never initiates the act of inviting others to hang out with them.

Guy 1: Hey, can I ask you something?
Guy 2: Sure.
Guy 1: Why are you such a proddy?
Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: Why do I have to ask you to hang out all the time, why don't you ask me ever?
Guy 2: Gee... I dunno, I never thought about it.
Guy 1: Do you LIKE hanging out with me?
Guy 2: Yeah! Of course!

by Douglas Young September 22, 2007