Definitions by Doug Mesner

jive-ass 

The rhythmic body language of the ebonically inclined. Jive-assing often consists of walking like a chicken or dancing about aimlessly. Jive-ass can also be used to describe any mannerisms or behavior indicative of ebonics culture.

1.) In the '80s, it was fashionable to hold a boom-box on one's shoulder and jive-ass down the street.

2.) Take your jive-ass bullshit somewhere else. None of my change is "spare".

3.) In his own jive-ass way, he explained his belief in the "Grand Pimp Jesus".

jive-ass by Doug Mesner July 8, 2004

what it is 

An all but lost phrase from the seventies era of ebonics, the closest contemporary equivalent being, "What up?" WHAT IT IS is often a rhetorical question like, "How's it hanging?" or "What's going on?"

"What it is, Jeffro? Slip me some skeein!"

what it is by Doug Mesner June 18, 2004

shit-all 

Used to measure the extreme SHIT-ALL can mean "entirely" or "absolutely nothing". SHIT-ALL can be interchanged with the words
"very", "goddammed", "overly", or "jack-shit", depending on it's context.

1.) Why you got to be so shit-all stupid?
2.) I'll tell you what, Jeb don't know shit-all about fuck, far as I'm concerned.

shit-all by Doug Mesner June 18, 2004

dumb-fuckery

A more emphatic synonym for "tom-foolery". The type of behavior that results in disruption, annoyance, loss, or destruction.

Hey shithead, if it hadn't been for all your dumb-fuckery we may have made it to the glory-hole on time to meet Ole' Blew.

dumb-fuckery by Doug Mesner June 16, 2004

head shed 

another term for condom

William donned a head shed before he fucked the bitch.

head shed by Doug Mesner May 7, 2004

busted daisy 

an attempted fart that results in either a liquid or solid emission

Man, I lifted a cheek to let one slide and wound up with a busted daisy in my shorts.

busted daisy by Doug Mesner May 5, 2004