Definitions by Douchebag82

Dude I'm so high right now 

Said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain

Dude I'm so high right now. Mixing green crack with cat piss and blue widow creates awesome!

Dude I'm so high right now by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011

marijuana 

Relax newbie, I will make you experience an intense feeling just from this text alone.. When you are high you feel so heavenly, and it's hard to think or be angry.. But you don't need to.. Just drift off into the information pool by the mountainside. You will never have to worry again because you will be lifted off to heaven.. I'm here for you, and so is everyone else. Life will go on no matter what happens, and you will never hate again. Please, no need for thought, just relax and enjoy yourself.. I'm sorry, but I must be getting off! I don't want to be late for school!

marijuana is the best thing ever and the government is watching you. The Government doesn't care for you! Snap out of it! We must stop Uncle Sam!

marijuana by Douchebag82 October 17, 2011

Ponyfag 

Anyone who watches My Little Pony.

Jack: Have you seen the new MLP episode?
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.

Ponyfag by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011

LSD Game Emulator

A rare game unknown to most of the gaming populace which has grown a small cult following. The game was designed off of a 10 year long dream-journal. Gameplay features no combat, and focuses on exploration. Touching anything for a period of 3 seconds (some exceptions) teloports you to another area via "linking" Dreams usually path towards 4 ways. Upper, Downer, Static, and Dynamic. Terrain can become more sexual, violent, creepy, or distorted. Anyone who has ever done LSD will know that they got the repeating textures right, but the randomness is something you'd find from shrooms.

LSD Game Emulator is the most bizzare game I've ever played.

LSD Game Emulator by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011

Super Mario Galaxy 2 

The act of getting really fucking pissed off and breaking your dad's $1500 dollar 42 inch 1080p TV after failing a level for the 9001st time.

I broke my dad's $1500 42 inch 1080p TV after failing a level for the 9003st time.

fuck Super Mario galaxy 2 :(

Super Mario Galaxy 2 by Douchebag82 June 9, 2011

Sin hole 

The Vagina.

After having a boy suck him off unknowingly, Petey the Catholic Priest stick it in a nun's sin hole.

Sin hole by Douchebag82 April 23, 2011