Douchebag82's definitions

Veteran's Syndrome

What happens to most community members when they've been in their community for a very long time. Veteran's Syndrome has the following effects on it's host:

Unwarranted Self Importance
Crying about the 'old times' when things were just as bad as they were.
Rosy retrospection
Douchebaggetry
Hatred against noobs

I have blockland veteran's syndrome and I have been effected with all of the above traits.

by Douchebag82 December 5, 2011

High School

Protips to the future freshmen out there: Stick with your friends. Get a huge group of your familiars going and talk with your friends as much as possible.

Now, study your ass off and make sure to pick the right electives. Socialize, stay clean and yeah.

Finally, you've made it to 10th! 9th was surely a hellhole of a year huh? Well then, 10th won't be as dramatic. Make sure to get your Liscence and keep on top with your grades.

Hm, 10th wasn't so bad huh? Welcome to 11th. Enjoy your leisure time? Not anymore, because now you have to work twice as hard!

12th now huh dude? Yeah, you've passed 11th legit! I'm proud of you dude, 12 is a blast. No more hard work! Well you still have to do some work but still.

High School sucks unless you have friends and finding the right group can be a pain in the ass.

by Douchebag82 November 11, 2011

Sin hole

The Vagina.

After having a boy suck him off unknowingly, Petey the Catholic Priest stick it in a nun's sin hole.

by Douchebag82 April 23, 2011

Ogre

A troll without sense of any morals who will torment anyone to their death. Lacks sympathy, love, or honor.

There are many trolls in the world, but only a select handful will deteriorate long enough to become an ogre.

by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011

after school special smoker

A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.

thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)

by Douchebag82 January 8, 2013

Ghirahim

Slang word for a homosexual.

George: Have you heard? Derek is gay!
Garret: Yeah, what a fuckin ghirahim
Derek: In truth, I much prefer to be endulged by cocks

by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011