marijuana

Relax newbie, I will make you experience an intense feeling just from this text alone.. When you are high you feel so heavenly, and it's hard to think or be angry.. But you don't need to.. Just drift off into the information pool by the mountainside. You will never have to worry again because you will be lifted off to heaven.. I'm here for you, and so is everyone else. Life will go on no matter what happens, and you will never hate again. Please, no need for thought, just relax and enjoy yourself.. I'm sorry, but I must be getting off! I don't want to be late for school!

marijuana is the best thing ever and the government is watching you. The Government doesn't care for you! Snap out of it! We must stop Uncle Sam!

by Douchebag82 October 17, 2011

Ogre

A troll without sense of any morals who will torment anyone to their death. Lacks sympathy, love, or honor.

There are many trolls in the world, but only a select handful will deteriorate long enough to become an ogre.

by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011

gooblet

What Nooblet is to Noob; a gooblet is younger and more socially akward than the average goober.

Goober: Hey you're not allowed to look at that woman.
Bill: Fuck you I'm allowed to take pics in public

Goober: I'm getting all up in your face now buddy.

Gooblet: stop being so mean to me just bcus u dont like mlp doesnt meen yo gotta bully me
Bill: stfu faggot

by Douchebag82 January 10, 2013

after school special smoker

A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.

thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)

by Douchebag82 January 08, 2013

Dude I'm so high right now

Said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain

Dude I'm so high right now. Mixing green crack with cat piss and blue widow creates awesome!

by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011

Ghirahim

Slang word for a homosexual.

George: Have you heard? Derek is gay!
Garret: Yeah, what a fuckin ghirahim
Derek: In truth, I much prefer to be endulged by cocks

by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011

Veteran's Syndrome

What happens to most community members when they've been in their community for a very long time. Veteran's Syndrome has the following effects on it's host:

Unwarranted Self Importance
Crying about the 'old times' when things were just as bad as they were.
Rosy retrospection
Douchebaggetry
Hatred against noobs

I have blockland veteran's syndrome and I have been effected with all of the above traits.

by Douchebag82 December 05, 2011