Douchebag82's definitions

Jewscout

Someone on an MMORPG who steals shit dropped by enemies. Usually try to take as much gold as they can without showing any admirable traits.

JiggabooJim is a jewscout on maplestory

by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011

stonedwalk

The act of getting high and taking a walk. This has been a popular activity in Colorado, especially since they legalized it

I used to take many stonedwalks all the time back in high school; for gym class I would walk the hills, but then I made connections and started getting high all the time. The feeling of being stoned made walking an adventure, and I would eat those listerine tabs and it felt like I was in california surfing the waves but thats probably cus of the OG Kush

by Douchebag82 August 7, 2014

marijuana

Relax newbie, I will make you experience an intense feeling just from this text alone.. When you are high you feel so heavenly, and it's hard to think or be angry.. But you don't need to.. Just drift off into the information pool by the mountainside. You will never have to worry again because you will be lifted off to heaven.. I'm here for you, and so is everyone else. Life will go on no matter what happens, and you will never hate again. Please, no need for thought, just relax and enjoy yourself.. I'm sorry, but I must be getting off! I don't want to be late for school!

marijuana is the best thing ever and the government is watching you. The Government doesn't care for you! Snap out of it! We must stop Uncle Sam!

by Douchebag82 October 17, 2011

Ponyfag

Anyone who watches My Little Pony.

Jack: Have you seen the new MLP episode?
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.

by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011

gooblet

What Nooblet is to Noob; a gooblet is younger and more socially akward than the average goober.

Goober: Hey you're not allowed to look at that woman.
Bill: Fuck you I'm allowed to take pics in public

Goober: I'm getting all up in your face now buddy.

Gooblet: stop being so mean to me just bcus u dont like mlp doesnt meen yo gotta bully me
Bill: stfu faggot

by Douchebag82 January 10, 2013

Dude I'm so high right now

Said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain

Dude I'm so high right now. Mixing green crack with cat piss and blue widow creates awesome!

by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011

Sound Barrier

The distance from the sound of your maturbation to the point where people could hear it.

My door is weak and wooden, so my Sound Barrier is pretty weak.. Makes jacking off with a fleshlight a chore..

by Douchebag82 December 15, 2011