DAYS

A 24 OZ beverage usually beer in the can.
Morpheus needed to get drunk in a hurry so he purchased 4 days from the liquor store
by Double Bs April 18, 2008
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pina colada

The semen and juices left on the dick, ass, and wherever from a polynesian piledriver
Nick: Man I fucked the hell out of that sluth earlier

Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?

Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!
by Double Bs May 06, 2008
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Burning Roy

When having sex with a drunk chick and she begins to vomit, you grab her vomit slather it on your dick and fuck her with the throw up coated member.
Parker: Miley's ass is gonna be raw for a week!

Rob: Why? What happened dude?

Parker: At Dilson's party last night she puked on me and I gave her a burning roy!
by Double Bs May 06, 2008
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Polynesian Piledriver

To have anal sex with a stack of pineapple rings positioned over the anus while the person is upside down with their ass in the air.
Sally is a real go getter, she'll do anything, last night I introduced her to the polynesian piledriver
by Double Bs May 06, 2008
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Smurfs in the sack

Kenny: What happened with Jen last night dude?

Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early

Kenny: Damn did you finish?

Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack
by Double Bs December 05, 2009
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Grundle

The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.
"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"
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Grundle

The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.
"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"
by Double Bs July 13, 2016
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