veducation

Contraction of the words vacation and education. Work-related education that doubles as a vacation.

Hank's upcoming veducation means he won't be able to join next Wednesday's conference call.

by Doug August 04, 2005

Unlose

To win. Especially in an online FPS such as CS or Quake (or any mod thereof).

Red team is teh unlose!

by doug November 14, 2003

fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 01, 2003

of life/death

When something varies in greatness.
Life refers to positive things.
Death refers to negative things.

That is of life.
This is of death.

by Doug March 18, 2004

toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.

Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!

by Doug February 06, 2005

stylobate

To be sedentary, especially chilling in avoidance of work.

Sometimes instead of doing work, I sit at my computer, browse some web pages and stylobate as I view them.

by Doug March 31, 2003

Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

by DouG August 06, 2003