baby momma

The mother of one's child. The connotation is that mother and father do not and never did have any relationship beyond being sex partners. Contrast: ex-wife, ex-girlfriend.

"I thought I was getting a fuck buddy, but I ended up with a baby momma."

by Dorothy November 21, 2004

airbags

Term for breast implants.

I was attracted to Linda's big boobs, until I found out she had airbags.

by Dorothy November 14, 2004

cruisy

Popular with gay men looking for anonymous sex: usually said of public places.

"The police received multiple complaints about people having sex in the cruisy park bathroom."

by Dorothy November 14, 2004

smurgle

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

by Dorothy April 21, 2003

scooch

To move or drag one's rear end along the ground or floor. Mostly used to describe the motion a dog performs after a bowl movement to wipe off excess excrement -- using the front legs to pull his body along while in a sitting position.

Also spelled "skooch"

The dog lifted both his feet when he scooched his buttocks across the grass.

by Dorothy June 20, 2006

Sped sled

The small bus used to transport mentally and physically handicapped children to school. See also sped speeder, short bus, tart cart.

I knew Cody's brother was retarded when I saw him getting out of the sped sled.

by Dorothy June 08, 2005