Definitions by Dorkmuffin
Grossipe
Grossipe by Dorkmuffin April 21, 2020
22-wheeler
Noun: A blockage created by a “careful driver” attempting to pass a tractor-trailer; upon reaching the back of the trailer, the car slows to 1 mph faster than the truck and takes 3 or 4 miles to pass before resuming normal speed.
Shep really had to use the bathroom and almost didn’t make it to the rest stop in time because some grandpa created a 22-wheeler right in front of him.
22-wheeler by Dorkmuffin May 4, 2019
Make it sleet
Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.
Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.
Make it sleet by Dorkmuffin May 3, 2019
Jack the Tipper
After providing three hours of exceptional service, Shep was horrified to learn that Jack the Tipper was the host of that night’s party of twelve.
Jack the Tipper by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019
Old Yeller
A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.
Old Yeller by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019
Lane violation
Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.
Lane violation by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019
Pickup artist
Noun: A person who orders takeout for the whole office and pays for each order separately rather than pooling the money beforehand and figuring out the change later.
Shep missed his train because some pickup artist at the front of the line in the restaurant freaked out when Bob’s envelope was a dollar short.
Pickup artist by Dorkmuffin May 1, 2019