Doos Jarus's definitions

brainkup

the brain after a breakup

My cognition has been all over to some interesting, novel places since May's brainkup.

by Doos Jarus December 25, 2020

ferry relationship

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

by Doos Jarus November 4, 2020

allyfe

allies for life

You b' my allyfe--my all, 'n' everything--most beautiful woman?!

by Doos Jarus January 29, 2021

exillent

an excellent exile

When she told me to go away, I reluctantly enjoyed my exillent.

by Doos Jarus December 23, 2020

timate change

time change as a result of non-human processes

We might have caused global warming, but timate change is what we bring onto ourselves.

by Doos Jarus March 15, 2021

metaphoricature

the metaphorical and non-literal counterpart to literature

Literature isn't literal, but it's still not as metaphorical as metaphoricature!

by Doos Jarus September 8, 2020

chillividualism

chill individualism

When coexistence fails, we can always retreat to chillividualism and do whatever we want.

by Doos Jarus April 3, 2021