Doos Jarus's definitions

Quarning

A quarantine warning, particularly during pandemic times

The government issued a quarning in response to coronavirus.

by Doos Jarus March 25, 2020

broodminate

to brood during rumination

To broodminate on a fine, fall Saturday morning is to forego pleasant external opportunities.

by Doos Jarus November 14, 2020

headvy

adj. the state of being heavy-headed

"Dudette--you've been studying *WAY* too much! Stop thinking so much. You'll get headvy; your body will drag down to the floor..."

by Doos Jarus May 12, 2020

Itchitate

agitation brought about by itchiness

Speaking on tough issues while wearing a face mask can itchitate anyone!

by Doos Jarus May 16, 2020

Binoccupy

occupation of binoculars by a ghost, possibly one's deceased spouse

The ghost of our home's last owner might binoccupy this pair of zoom lens.

by Doos Jarus July 18, 2020

contrule

controlled rule

On my drive to work this morning, I contemplated contrule as device for the engineering king.

by Doos Jarus October 26, 2020

ferry relationship

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

by Doos Jarus November 4, 2020