Doos Jarus's definitions

broodminate

to brood during rumination

To broodminate on a fine, fall Saturday morning is to forego pleasant external opportunities.

by Doos Jarus November 14, 2020

Man genius

The grown-up version of a boy genius

I was a total man genius just now, dropping my Nintendo Switch controller so artfully.

by Doos Jarus December 1, 2020

submmit

submitting to a mountain by returning to its summit after a climb

People have died attempting to climb Mt. Everest because they did not submmit in time.

by Doos Jarus December 18, 2020

meninpause

a phenomenon that occurs when men stop what they're doing when their woman acts menopausal

His meninpause has gotten worse over the course of their marriage: now, he curls into a ball when his wife screams at him monthly.

by Doos Jarus December 21, 2020

exillent

an excellent exile

When she told me to go away, I reluctantly enjoyed my exillent.

by Doos Jarus December 23, 2020

contrule

controlled rule

On my drive to work this morning, I contemplated contrule as device for the engineering king.

by Doos Jarus October 26, 2020

ferry relationship

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

by Doos Jarus November 4, 2020