Doos Jarus's definitions

conflaytion

conflation that flays one's soul

Committing conflaytion between different senses of the word "dream" can confuse and confound; on the other hand, it can also set one free from the limits of linguistic reality and logic!

by Doos Jarus February 15, 2021

chillividualism

chill individualism

When coexistence fails, we can always retreat to chillividualism and do whatever we want.

by Doos Jarus April 3, 2021

Brahmen

in Japanese Hinduism, the ultimate layer of ramen-filled reality

I undertook two spicy Brahmen challenges before ascending to the status of "myth".

by Doos Jarus January 4, 2021

Binoccupy

occupation of binoculars by a ghost, possibly one's deceased spouse

The ghost of our home's last owner might binoccupy this pair of zoom lens.

by Doos Jarus July 18, 2020

dumbterfuge

dumb subterfuge

Playing games with one another can be a form of dumbterfuge, as much as it could be an expression of ludic love.

by Doos Jarus April 10, 2021

breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way

She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.

by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020

ferry relationship

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

by Doos Jarus November 4, 2020