Doomie 's definitions

Crown

something obtained either by nailing a girl in the ass while on the toilet, taking a dump, or by fucking ten drunk asian bookworms.

Sam hit the brown-eye on the toilet, thus earning the Crown.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.

1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Defecatus Academus

Latin for taking a dump in school.

I couldn't hold it til I got home, so I had to do the Defecatus Academus.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.

Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.

by Doomie June 7, 2004