Doomie 's definitions

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004

anal cream pie

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Greedy Leprechaun

When someone is not only one bad thing, he is two.

Damn, he's a Leprechaun AND he's greedy! That is FUCKED up!
See also: He is fat AND handicapped! What a greedy leprechaun!

by Doomie June 8, 2004

invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.

Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.

by Doomie June 7, 2004