A religion pioneered by a young man in Wilmington Delaware, following the simple philosophy of: If there is a God, das' coo'. If there isn't a god, das'coo' too.
Ivan doesn't care enough about religion to have a real opinion, so he calls himself a Dascooist.
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.