Definitions by Doomie

Crown

something obtained either by nailing a girl in the ass while on the toilet, taking a dump, or by fucking ten drunk asian bookworms.

Sam hit the brown-eye on the toilet, thus earning the Crown.

Crown by Doomie June 7, 2004

Dr. Pepper 

The only soda that can be consumed in any combination of cold/hot, flat/fresh and still be delicious.

Though the cans had been in the sun all day, Germaine was delighted to find that, heated by the sun's rays, her Dr. Pepper was even more delicious!

Dr. Pepper by Doomie June 7, 2004

invisible hand 

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.

Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.

invisible hand by Doomie June 7, 2004

Dascooism 

A religion pioneered by a young man in Wilmington Delaware, following the simple philosophy of: If there is a God, das' coo'. If there isn't a god, das'coo' too.

Ivan doesn't care enough about religion to have a real opinion, so he calls himself a Dascooist.

Dascooism by Doomie June 7, 2004