Crown

something obtained either by nailing a girl in the ass while on the toilet, taking a dump, or by fucking ten drunk asian bookworms.
Sam hit the brown-eye on the toilet, thus earning the Crown.
by Doomie June 08, 2004
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snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.
1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.
by Doomie June 08, 2004
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Dr. Pepper

The only soda that can be consumed in any combination of cold/hot, flat/fresh and still be delicious.
Though the cans had been in the sun all day, Germaine was delighted to find that, heated by the sun's rays, her Dr. Pepper was even more delicious!
by Doomie June 08, 2004
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anal cream pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.
by Doomie June 08, 2004
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