mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.
Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.
by Doomie June 08, 2004
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breakfast coat

A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.
Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.
by Doomie January 30, 2015
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ghosted

to steal.

origin: mariokart 64. the 'ghost' item randomly stole another player's weapon.
Oh shit yo he ghosted by shells!
by Doomie June 11, 2004
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capture the burr

1. v. to do something.
2. v. to go somewhere.
3. a battle cry/call to arms.
4. dispense a beat down.

Origin: "capture the bear" megatokyo t-shirt.
1. Let's go capture the burr.
2. Wanna go capture the burr at WaWa?
3. CAPTURE THE BURR!!!!
4. I'll capture YOUR burr!
by Doomie June 11, 2004
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invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.
Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.
by Doomie June 08, 2004
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Defecatus Academus

I couldn't hold it til I got home, so I had to do the Defecatus Academus.
by Doomie June 07, 2004
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angry black man

a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.
Andy couldn't decide what drink to get, so he went with the all-encompasing angry black man.
by Doomie November 28, 2004
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