Definitions by Doomguy44
Literaturely
British slang (involving people)
*John cena breast milking a cat into a babies mouth*
The cat: “you’re are breast milking my cat breasts”
John: “*drumstrick commercial moment* Oi mate lemme bum a fag off yee nan”
me nan: “literaturely minging”
The cat: “you’re are breast milking my cat breasts”
John: “*drumstrick commercial moment* Oi mate lemme bum a fag off yee nan”
me nan: “literaturely minging”
Literaturely by Doomguy44 July 13, 2025
Catch-69
When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
Mcquicke
When you go up to the McDonald’s bathroom and get a dispensable handjob and/or blowjob from a person with less than or equal to 16 teeth in their skull
Hope: I was feelin mcfrisky yesterday so I went to McDonald’s and got myself a Mcquicke for the road
Toothless sally: thweet!
Toothless sally: thweet!
Meat Bong
A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit
Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.
Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
Tucker
Boahy: shucks paw I made it to my fird annual chaw chewin contest then I got myself a Tucker and lost to some poot hollering chaw gleckin som bitch
Paw: I’ll never be proud of you boahy
Paw: I’ll never be proud of you boahy
Pissrespect
Brotato chip: woah what’s up the official real prophet Muhammad! Wanna shake hands real quick before soccer practice starts?
The official real phrophet Muhammad: *pisses himself*
Brotato chip: *bruh_sound_effect.wav* did you just pissrespect me like that?
The official real phrophet Muhammad: *pisses himself*
Brotato chip: *bruh_sound_effect.wav* did you just pissrespect me like that?
Pissrespect by Doomguy44 April 7, 2021
Palnourished
When you’re starving at a friend’s house and you refuse to ask for a snack because you don’t want to be rude.
Brosama bin laden: hey man I was at *Berkeley’s house* the other day and I got so *Palnourished* I had to *vore his cat* just to live the next day
Guy whose purpose is only to say cool man: cool man!
Guy whose purpose is only to say cool man: cool man!
Palnourished by Doomguy44 March 7, 2021