Doomguy44 's definitions
When a food item (most common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is very hot and the middle stays cold or uncooked
by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018
Get the Hot pocket effectmug. When you go up to the McDonald’s bathroom and get a dispensable handjob and/or blowjob from a person with less than or equal to 16 teeth in their skull
Hope: I was feelin mcfrisky yesterday so I went to McDonald’s and got myself a Mcquicke for the road
Toothless sally: thweet!
Toothless sally: thweet!
by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021
Get the Mcquickemug. Brotato chip: woah what’s up the official real prophet Muhammad! Wanna shake hands real quick before soccer practice starts?
The official real phrophet Muhammad: *pisses himself*
Brotato chip: *bruh_sound_effect.wav* did you just pissrespect me like that?
The official real phrophet Muhammad: *pisses himself*
Brotato chip: *bruh_sound_effect.wav* did you just pissrespect me like that?
by Doomguy44 April 7, 2021
Get the Pissrespectmug. When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023
Get the Catch-69mug. A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit
Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.
Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021
Get the Meat Bongmug. When you’re starving at a friend’s house and you refuse to ask for a snack because you don’t want to be rude.
Brosama bin laden: hey man I was at *Berkeley’s house* the other day and I got so *Palnourished* I had to *vore his cat* just to live the next day
Guy whose purpose is only to say cool man: cool man!
Guy whose purpose is only to say cool man: cool man!
by Doomguy44 March 7, 2021
Get the Palnourishedmug. The hot pocket effect™ is when an item (most commonly food or a common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is super hot and the middle of said food is cold and not cooked at all.
by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018
Get the The hot pocket effect™mug.