Mcquicke

When you go up to the McDonald’s bathroom and get a dispensable handjob and/or blowjob from a person with less than or equal to 16 teeth in their skull

Hope: I was feelin mcfrisky yesterday so I went to McDonald’s and got myself a Mcquicke for the road

Toothless sally: thweet!

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

Hot pocket effect

When a food item (most common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is very hot and the middle stays cold or uncooked

My leftovers experiences the hot pocket effect

by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018

Catch-69

When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex

Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech

Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R

Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69

Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*

Dunbar: my wife not sex with me

The end…?

Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com

Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream

Snow globe: farts

by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023

The hot pocket effect™

The hot pocket effect™ is when an item (most commonly food or a common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is super hot and the middle of said food is cold and not cooked at all.

My left overs experienced the hot pocket effect™ when I was trying to heat them up

by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018

Tucker

A red-neck term for an erection that is currently tucked into your waistband

Boahy: shucks paw I made it to my fird annual chaw chewin contest then I got myself a Tucker and lost to some poot hollering chaw gleckin som bitch

Paw: I’ll never be proud of you boahy

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

The chicken run original soundtrack 2001

The best piece of art I’ve ever witnessed in my stupid ass life, like seriously one time I was at my 3rds cousin’s birthday party with some oriental background actresses along with one funeral clown and this frat dude (party boy from college) who was butt vapping some WD-40 at the time pulls out his Mac book pro and starts blasting the chicken run original soundtrack 2001 and immediately the space time continuum breaks and the one true god (ginger from WWE.com) speaks to me in a disappointing mother like tone and says “say it don’t spray it” then the bruh sound effect comes booming from the distance like operation rolling thunder and I wake up in the middle of my annual lobotomy visit. My point is this stuff is more metal that bismith

Doug:“Dude did you hear about how my grandma got boned to death in the hospital, feelsbadman”

Ramadan Steve : don’t even wack attack about that broshavik, I’ll just play the chicken run original soundtrack 2001 to 1st coming her back from the dead, it’s probably the best piece of art I’ve ever witnessed, it’s radical my bruh” *plays chicken run original soundtrack*

Doug: h*ck yeah dude you just saved my grandma from being boned by the grim reaper to death just like ginger from WWE.com boned the space time continuum, that sure is swell”

Ramadan Steve: “yeah whatever “Mohamed””

by Doomguy44 January 25, 2020

Literaturely

British slang (involving people)

*John cena breast milking a cat into a babies mouth*

The cat: “you’re are breast milking my cat breasts”

John: “*drumstrick commercial moment* Oi mate lemme bum a fag off yee nan”

me nan: “literaturely minging”

by Doomguy44 July 13, 2025