Dont go there m.j.'s definitions

kreeplelitis

What you get after muscle spasms during sex with your parter

A man wss having sex with his wife , suddenly he screams

man: wow here it comes , here it comes

woman : What!

man: the "kreeplelitis"
woman : So i take it is was good

by Dont go there m.j. May 9, 2018

peel it back

Its a way to evaluate a circumstance with a different out

guy said : Do me a favor and "peel it back " your attitude when you talk to me , cause I might get angry.

by Dont go there m.j. September 29, 2018

kryplelized

A brain fart

MY boyfriend asked me to marry him and was "kryplelized" by the question.

Being "kryplelized " was a stinky situation as I was watching tv about different types of farts.

by Dont go there m.j. May 9, 2018

cripplelized

Word used when I get stuck on the moment with not knowing what to do next .

Liked being so shocked at a situation that you cant speak.

I was so "cripplelized " after the party , that i couldn't even walk home.

Instead of partying like a rockstar all night , I was "cripplelized" from the night before.

by Dont go there m.j. May 8, 2018

you doing the britney

make the same mistake more than once" you did it again"

female says: I called my ex

other female says why " you doing the britney", again and again

by Dont go there m.j. February 21, 2018

chakamones

something stressful and irritating cituation, like an unexplainable itch or leackage that makes you feel uncomfortable

Ana wont stop itching , she probably got "chakamones " from her boyfriend...lol

by Dont go there m.j. February 21, 2018

fuck like the wind

Fast and Quick thoughtless with a person of no importance like hoe

I fuck like the wind is like the girl Jane that gets around and getting an invitation

to her house.

by Dont go there m.j. February 22, 2018