Superbum

An unemployed lazy person that you only keep around for his or her special skills like mechanic work and fix-it ability.

Hey Steve is Robert still staying at your house? Yeah, my car keeps breaking down so I am letting him stay on the couch so I can get help with the car. Robert is lazy but he sure knows how to fix things pretty good...he's a Superbum of sorts.

by Donnie2Light March 5, 2016

Superhuman Perfection Personified

Everyone has habits and traits that might tell us we are somewhat flawed beings. Then, we should remind each other that weaknesses are tied to personhood, that they don’t hold us back on reaching superhuman excellence.

John: Sorry, I guess I’m just too stupid.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.

by AWave September 28, 2020

Superhuman Sleep

The ability to have a better night sleep without sleeping more than usual.

This superpower gives you the ability to get a better night sleep without having to sleep any more. The process by which this superpower works is by replacing 80% of stage N2 sleep with slow-wave sleep and REM sleep (50% REM sleep, 50% slow-wave sleep). Enjoy! Good sleep has many great benefits. Have a better night sleep! Be well rested. Enjoy all the benefits of good sleep. Abusing this superpower by intentionally sleeping less than usual can have deadly consequences.

Person 1: I always feel tired during the day!
Person 2: Me too!
Superhuman: I give you two the ability to have a better night sleep!
-3 days later.-
Person 1: I feel great!
Person 2: Me too! Superhuman Sleep is awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2011

Superhuman comeback

When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.

"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"

by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009

superbutt date

someone who over extends themselves emotionally towards a person in a relationship and participates in traditional courting activities in an attempt to create a sexual event horizon..

spencer used to superbutt date lindsay when he was wasted mostly..

by Shmanye west October 16, 2011

superbulous

Demonstration of most excellent performance or result. Derive from the word "superb."

Your presentation is superbulous! Well done, Abbye!

by CDaWenzi December 27, 2014

Superbueno

When something, be it a person, object, or idea is awesome/badass.

Inglorious Basterds was superbueno.

by Dean Manson September 12, 2009