Donkey-Bogner's definitions

Bogner

Bogner is a rare word used by ages 15 and under in substitute for the forbidden boner. This word often refers not to sexual, and especially not homo situations, but to express intense serge of happy energy.

I popped a bogner when my dad walked in the door and yelled “Food’s here!”.

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Solid Fart

The opposite of air dookie, a solid fart is just a poop...a dookie...a back door nib despencer. The use of this term when your dookie is a liquid is absolutely frowned upon.

I shit a brick and it was the worst solid fart I’ve ever experienced.

by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019

Bet

“Bet” is the perfect word to use in a comeback to any insult as long as you never wish to speak to the person ever again. This word does damage to a person that not even flex tape could fix. The comeback is most appropriately used when combined with the twitching of the neck and the dabbing on dem haters.

“Bet”

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Air Dookie

An exquisite way of expressing the scientific term commonly known as “a fart”. This term is only to be used by PROFESSIONALS OF THE STUDY. (Also the opposite of a solid fart)

I just air dookied and, trust me, it was stanky.

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Suck Bag

...a bag of sucks

A suck bag is a bag of sucks.

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Bloodfart

An over trusted fart that scares you into immediately dropping your shorts and checking your undergarments. What you see will bring the word fear to a whole new level, as the mess in your underwear will force you to believe that you have just aborted the child you never knew you had.

The hot salsa mixed with the lime chips caused for catastrophic bloodfarts.

by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019

Donkay

Most commonly used when bunny hopping up stairs, donkay is a one of a kind word that was originated by shrek, and made famous by yours truly. Combinding this word with bogner should only be used in serious situations and pissing off your father.

My father beat me after my final “donkay” on the thirteenth step.

by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019