Wetface

A subhuman who is drooling, making their face wet.

Fred is a complete wetface - he can't tie his own shoes.

by Dongo July 18, 2017

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 03, 2005

Ghetto Jesus

Any man with crack-cocaine.

Dude, you are our ghetto jesus, you have filled our block with crack!

by Dongo April 22, 2005

Enblightenment

The act of becoming enlightened through depraved means.

I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.

by Dongo July 18, 2017

complete

(v) To ejaculate; to cum.

Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.

by Dongo April 09, 2006

Whet

Subhuman in nature, derivative of wetface.

That idea is completely whet - the earth is not flat.

by Dongo July 18, 2017

Clusterfuck

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

by Dongo April 10, 2006