Definitions by Dongo

Glacier 

The cleanest weed in the universe. Peak of the peak, legendary cannabis company.

Yo bro did you check out the new Glacier drop?

Yeah bro, completely digging this new Blast Chiller from Glacier.

Glacier by Dongo January 3, 2024

Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.

I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!

Holster by Dongo July 18, 2017

Enblightenment 

The act of becoming enlightened through depraved means.

I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.

Enblightenment by Dongo July 18, 2017

Wetface 

A subhuman who is drooling, making their face wet.

Fred is a complete wetface - he can't tie his own shoes.

Wetface by Dongo July 18, 2017

Whet 

Subhuman in nature, derivative of wetface.

That idea is completely whet - the earth is not flat.

Whet by Dongo July 18, 2017

333 

The Gay Train. 333 is like 69 in that the numbers represent human figures performing sexual actions. In this case, each 3 represents a male (with a rectum and a penis).

1: I'd hate to be the man in front in a 333 gay train, no pleasure at all.

2: Actually, that could be the most pleasurable depending on your orientation.

333 by Dongo April 24, 2006

Clusterfuck 

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

Clusterfuck by Dongo April 10, 2006