Dongo's definitions

Clusterfuck

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

by Dongo April 10, 2006

Glacier

The cleanest weed in the universe. Peak of the peak, legendary cannabis company.

Yo bro did you check out the new Glacier drop?

Yeah bro, completely digging this new Blast Chiller from Glacier.

by Dongo January 3, 2024

Wetface

A subhuman who is drooling, making their face wet.

Fred is a complete wetface - he can't tie his own shoes.

by Dongo July 18, 2017

333

The Gay Train. 333 is like 69 in that the numbers represent human figures performing sexual actions. In this case, each 3 represents a male (with a rectum and a penis).

1: I'd hate to be the man in front in a 333 gay train, no pleasure at all.

2: Actually, that could be the most pleasurable depending on your orientation.

by Dongo April 24, 2006

Whet

Subhuman in nature, derivative of wetface.

That idea is completely whet - the earth is not flat.

by Dongo July 18, 2017

Ghetto Jesus

Any man with crack-cocaine.

Dude, you are our ghetto jesus, you have filled our block with crack!

by Dongo April 22, 2005

Enblightenment

The act of becoming enlightened through depraved means.

I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.

by Dongo July 18, 2017