Definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone

Mike Perry 

A UFC fighter with a big mouth and big power. Perry also has a midget penis.

Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.

Mike Perry by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017

dirty Jasmine 

That's when a chick farts on your chin when you are licking her pussy.

Say Barney, I said, "I really think that Jasmine is quite attractive. Barney answered, "she is hot bro , but she farts during sex, I heard. No worries,"I said".Barney said, "Yeah but she farted on Blagov's face when he {Blagov the Russian) was cunnininglusing her vagina. I dont care, "i said, "i can deal with a dirty Jasmine."

dirty Jasmine by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 20, 2017

Fart baloon III 

A baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.

To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.

Fart baloon III by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 20, 2017

french fries animal style 

French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.

Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.

french fries animal style by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017

fart baloon II 

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

fart baloon II by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

Aerosmyth 

Aerosmith's little brother

Aerosmyth is on tour in South America.

Aerosmyth by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

penis pocket 

A pocket on the inside of a pair of trousers or shorts near the zipper.

Corkle asked Daniel Cormier why the new trousers being advertised had a penis pocket. Cormier did'nt know so Corkle asked Robbie Lawler the same question, but Lawler did not know either. So Corkle asked Rickles, the Bellator fighter,and Caveman Rickles said it was there in case someone got a hard-on. That way hopefully no would notice your erection, if you stuck your erection in the pocket. Corkle wondered how to do that without some one noticing!

penis pocket by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017