Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

A dirty Jim Dog

When you fart while a very pretty girl is sucking your penis.

Melania Trump was giving me a terrific BJ. During the BJ i farted. She stopped and said "that was sooooo gross Jimmy, you are such A Dirty Jim Dog.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

Opie

Ron fucking Howard when he was 10.

Be careful or Opie will stab you in the back, take your wallet and spend all your money on drugs. Opie was not the good little boy that Mayberry RFD producers led you to believe.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017

dick smoker

Homosexual man

Larry is a dick smoker

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

oops poops

A term for when you cut a fart but realize you pooped your pants.

Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Glands of Montgomery

These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.

I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 26, 2017

shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.

Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

somebitch

the way a cowboy says son of a bitch

Cowboy Cerrone got his ass kicked by a somebitch

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018