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CantGroover

1.Someone that you should not Groove with; that one person you know you shouldn't be talking to;

2. Someone that try's to be Rad but fails every Time; Anyone that starts a sentence with "My W.O.W. character is a ...";
Phone Rings and the Caller ID says CantGroover. You push ignore because that Chick is going to get you into trouble!

"I bet that CantGroover is Horny"
by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010
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She-Devil

A Sexy Female that tricks guys into In Likeness, with aggressive yet openly welcomed Sexual Attempts; An attractive Other-Gender that will Chew you up and Spit you out;
I am in Fear, this She-Devil is going to destroy my Rad Harmony. Leaving me vulnerable to words such as Love, In Like, or even worse "Can you help me with the Dishes?"

"That She-Devil sure knows how to work a Pole!"
by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010
mugGet the She-Devilmug.

Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy

A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
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Bro-dette

Your Favorite Female Buddy; an Amazing Female Friend; Your She-Partner in Crime; Your Wing Woman:

1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.

2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.

3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!
"You show up home to find 2 Women in your Bed, all you can think is my buddy Bro-dette must have left me some gifts."

"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"

"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."

"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."

"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
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Guarding 24-7

A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
"Oh man, that chick is Guarding 24-7"

"That guy is busy Guarding 24-7"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
mugGet the Guarding 24-7mug.

Devious Drunkster

1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.

2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.
"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"

"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"

"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."
by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010
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Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover

a Buddy that is being a Jerk Face; a group of pals that question your Rad; A phrase used to address your friends that are currently being Lame; Someone that knows about Rad Harmony but chooses to be Lame and Hate on a Fellow Def-Radder;
"You Mother Effin Semi-Sorta Groover, you need to get away from me! You are ruining my Gnarly Rad Harmony!"

"Let the Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover's Hate, I am gonna kick back and Celebrate!"
by Don_Mayhem January 27, 2010
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