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Definitions by Don Gulliver

little chipper

a little chipper is a baby's vagina, which looks like it has been chipped
Dude, that baby must have been a girl cause it had a little chipper

pubic mound

the vagina which can be turned into a creamy beaver.
i just touched her pubic mound and i pitched a tent
pubic mound by Don Gulliver April 8, 2003

mono brow 

an eyebrow which is in fact like the normal two eyebrows that most have, except it is joined in the middle to create one super long and hairy brow, known as the mono brow. This is common in retarded, and exceptionally hairy people.
WHOA! that guy has a mono so thick boy scouts could camp under it
mono brow by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

Captain's Log 

This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.
Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water
Captain's Log by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

cracking a fat 

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection
cracking a fat by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

hiding sausages 

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Burnsy's Mum 

If a mother is called burnsy's mum, they are being seriously paid out. This word is in honor of Burnsy's Mum, who was retarded, had a mono brow, was extremely ugly, and yelled out really loud things in public in her strange retarded language
Holy Shit, your mum is Burnsy's Mum
Burnsy's Mum by Don Gulliver April 6, 2003