Don Everest's definitions

Rasputin

Taking feces (shit) and smearing it all over the walls of a house while the inhabitant(s) are not home. Many times the shit will spell a word or make a design.

Lamar rasputined Tyrell's house because he was owed money for the weed he sold to him on credit.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Kosher Rasputin

The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.

I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Ray Charles

Tea bagging a blind guy.

I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Salior Boy Experience

Hand cuffing a drunk friend to a chair and proceeding to smack them in the face with a chode(s).

Andy got the salior boy experience when he passed out at Doecker's house last thursday...he loved it!!!

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Dynamic Louie Anderson

Survey Says "Dropping a duece in Louie Anderson's shoe after stealing points from the opposing family."

"Oh No!!!" Louie exclaimed as Jack Johnson gave him the dynaic louie anderson after stealing the board from the McDougal family.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Garden Fresh Special

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.

Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Sneaky Howard

Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.

Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.

by Don Everest April 8, 2005