incense burner

Glass tube with a bubble on the end and a carb hole, sold as a means to burn liquid incense, but actually used to smoke meth, crank, or ice.

Julio asked the smokeshop manager for an incense burner so he could buy a meth pipe without violating any laws.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

robin hood dope game

The process of funneling money from the wealthy to the ghetto via drug sales to yuppie children.

Rich cokeheads put food on hungry kids' tables through the robin hood dope game.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

Midwife

Slut that a gentleman bangs between wives.

You know that high class dude ain't gonna keep bangin' that stank ho forever. She's just a midwife.

by doktorj October 26, 2014

good friday speech

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."

It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

crack thirty

Time of night when crackheads are out on the streets. Usually used to imply a scandalous or shady time of night, like 3 AM in the ghetto.

Some bitch woke me up last night at crack thirty in the morning just so he could score a gram off me. What a punk.

alternately:

We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

10 G limit

Unwritten rule amongst drug dealers: Never spend more than 10 g's in one place. The reason being that an expenditure of over $10,000 in cash requires filling out an IRS form.

"I want to buy that mercedes, but then I'd have to break the 10 G limit."

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.

"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005