Definitions by Dog eats God

tweeting around 

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

tweeting around by dog eats god May 15, 2011

faced up 

Someone who his hooked on those games you play on facebook; When you throw up from being on facebook for too long.

-" Garret's been playing those stupid facebook games for hours!"
-" dude, hes faced up"

-"Mom, better check on bobby, he was on facebook for too long."
- "Oh crap, he didn't face up did he?"

faced up by Dog eats God January 28, 2011

eye punk

to punch someone in the eye, then repeatedly stab them in the other eye, then stick your dick into the socket.

-"dude, why is my eye gone, and why do I have cum in it?"
- "must have gotten eye punked"

eye punk by Dog eats God December 18, 2010

rur-urbanite 

A city slicker who got his butt placed in the middle of nowhere

That rur-urbanite cant milk a cow to save his life!

rur-urbanite by Dog eats God August 11, 2010