Definitions by Dj gs68

Gradius III 

One of the best motherfucking schooters of its time. Sadly overlooked by crappy games like GTA 3.

Person: So what games do you play?
Me: Many, Gradius III being one of them.
Person: It's 2003 and you still play games from 1990 with no cutscenes, 3D visuals, or badass graphics? You're retarded.
Me: Not all good games are new. *shoots him with a shotgun*

Gradius III by dj gs68 September 1, 2003

No. 

What people say when they see/hear something really stupid.

Someone: Hey! Guess what?! Last night I went to a party, got high on LSD, drank 50 gallons of beer, and had sex with all 150 girls in the house!
Me: No.

No. by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

captain obvious

Anyone who states the obvious.

Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!

captain obvious by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

pubes 

Hair in the pubic regions.

Mikey: Hey mister, wanna see my pubes?
Tom: No way. Like, girls are so gross.

pubes by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

fubes

Facial hair that looks like pubes.

Never shake your facial hair when it's so short or you'll end up growing fubes.

fubes by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

hulk 

Any being who is large, green-skinned, very muscular, and goes around grunting "HULK insert action here."

Hulk crush! Hulk smash! HULK GIVE GS68'S DEFINITION OF ME ONLY 1/5 STARS!

hulk by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

Super Mario World

A game with songs that get EASILY STUCKIN MY HEAD!!!!

I played Super Mario World, and when I went to bed, some of the game music was stuck in my head. When I went to read LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring in bed, it was still stuck in my head. When I slept, I had a really weird dream of Super Mario World. When I woke up, the music was still stuck in my head. Even after listening to songs by Jenny ROM for half an hour, the songs were still stuck in my head.

Super Mario World by dj gs68 August 23, 2003