Definitions by Dj gs68

Gradius III 

One of the best motherfucking schooters of its time. Sadly overlooked by crappy games like GTA 3.

Person: So what games do you play?
Me: Many, Gradius III being one of them.
Person: It's 2003 and you still play games from 1990 with no cutscenes, 3D visuals, or badass graphics? You're retarded.
Me: Not all good games are new. *shoots him with a shotgun*

Gradius III by dj gs68 September 1, 2003

No. 

What people say when they see/hear something really stupid.

Someone: Hey! Guess what?! Last night I went to a party, got high on LSD, drank 50 gallons of beer, and had sex with all 150 girls in the house!
Me: No.

No. by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

captain obvious

Anyone who states the obvious.

Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!

captain obvious by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

fubes

Facial hair that looks like pubes.

Never shake your facial hair when it's so short or you'll end up growing fubes.

fubes by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

pubes 

Hair in the pubic regions.

Mikey: Hey mister, wanna see my pubes?
Tom: No way. Like, girls are so gross.

pubes by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

time crisis 

A kick-ass light gun title from Namco.

Unlike in other shooting games, instead of shooting outside of the screen to relead, one must release a pedal that they must step on when attacking. When the pedal is released, the player cannot fire, nor can he take damage.

The first Time Crisis title was great, but Time Crisis 2 and 3 disgraced the name due to the fact that they use a points-based scoring system, as opposed to the first Time Crisis's time-based scoring system.

Ninjas in the Time Crisis series are very, very annoying.

time crisis by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

hulk 

Any being who is large, green-skinned, very muscular, and goes around grunting "HULK insert action here."

Hulk crush! Hulk smash! HULK GIVE GS68'S DEFINITION OF ME ONLY 1/5 STARS!

hulk by dj gs68 August 23, 2003