DizzyLizzy's definitions

birthday

A day to celebrate your birth and you haven't died within the past year. See also life

November 16, 2006-My 14th birthday

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

dawg

Word too many white kids say

White kid 1: Yo whuddaup dawg!

White kid 2: Yeah you know how we do nigga!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUCHEBAGS!

by DizzyLizzy March 7, 2007

american idol

A crappy reality show where bratty kids overbutcher songs sung by the greatest legends alive like Stevie Wonder and Diana Ross. What's even worse is that horny 11-year girls vote for the crappiest singer in the universe and support this gay ass show. The highlight of the show is when that bitch Paula slaps Simon for like the 89th time in a row. God FOX really does suck

Contestant:If youu were mah girll oh oh yah!

Randy: Yah dawg wasn't feeling it

Fuck you guy

11 year old bitch: LYK OMG THAT GUY IS SOO HAWT EVEN THO HE CAN'T SING IMMA VOTE FOR HIM A GABILLION TIMES!

american idol is coorperate shit

by DizzyLizzy April 24, 2007

fat stall

The handicapped stall in a public restroom

I feel like using the fat stall today

by DizzyLizzy January 23, 2007

dildo

a plastic penis many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see vibrator

I don't need you, I have a dildo!

by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

cankle

When a fat persons calf connect's with the flab on thier ankle, causing a cankle. They are really gross, mind you

Keep eating candy and you'll get a cankle

by DizzyLizzy April 19, 2007

cunt

A slang for a womans vagina. Also used as a generic insult

That chick has such a nice cunt I wanna do her

Matt is being such a cunt

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007