Dizz Markie's definitions

Heavage

The act of shoving one's cleavage in another's face. The culprit generally pretends that the act is accidental, though she is conscious of the sexual alarms that ring in others at the sight of large semi-exposed breasts (to make an impact, the cleavage must be pronounced) in our faces.

I noticed Gemma over by your supervisor's desk. She dropped her pen on his chair, literally said "oops" then bent down to give him a full two-second heavage. I guess I know who’s getting that promotion."

by Dizz Markie June 10, 2010

Egg Roll

Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.

1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”

2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”

by Dizz Markie July 20, 2007

Boo Radley

A fictional significant other. That is, a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse, one that a friend frequently refers to, that neither you nor any of your friends has met. Refers to the slang boo as a sig. other, and, obviously, a reference to the secretive, mostly-hidden character in the novel, To Kill a Mockingbird.

"I should bring my girlfriend out from New Jersey for prom..."
"Oh, the internet one no one has ever met? Your Boo Radley?"

by Dizz Markie April 24, 2007

pot sticker

When a girl's skirt sticks to her bum, a widespread panic on 95+ degree summer days (the "pot" being her bottom).

"I don't want to get out of the car!"
"Why?"
"Because I have swass and a serious pot sticker going on."

by Dizz Markie July 19, 2007

Guest Badger

A person who apparently has a free pass to bother his significant other / partner / friend at work all day (note: they work together, giving free reign for the annoyance).

He's back, just sitting on her desk. Why would she marry him? And how does he finish any work when he's up here in her face, staring at her with disapproving looks and bothering her with “do you want a soda?” and “did you buy eggs?”, all day? He's such a guest badger!

by Dizz Markie May 18, 2010

$tink Tank

A formerly successful company, founded on forward-thinking methods during the Dotcom boon, now running into the ground due to uncreative, boring middle-management business types who chase their tails in search of profits. In other words, the opposite of a think tank.

"This game company used to be great place to work: we had a big open work area where we brainstormed, tested out what we were working on and had Margarita Thursdays. Then the new boss (she used to manage a call center) put up a wall in the center of the room and told us we aren't allowed to play video games during company time. We used to make money, now we just stress about meeting internal goals; We went from think tank to $tink tank.”

by Dizz Markie April 29, 2010

RiDiddyous

Essentially, anything that Diddy (aka Puffy aka Sean Combs aka P Diddy etc.) does, from strange cameos to Making the Band to coming up with the head-scratching, bizarrely named Dannity Kane.

Did you see Diddy on Jimmy Fallon? He popped out of the crowd to comment on Obama's U.S. approval and dropped rhymes like "Cuz Diddy loves stats".

He's so RiDiddyous!

by Dizz Markie July 29, 2009