The act of shoving one's cleavage in another's face. The culprit generally pretends that the act is accidental, though she is conscious of the sexual alarms that ring in others at the sight of large semi-exposed breasts (to make an impact, the cleavage must be pronounced) in our faces.
I noticed Gemma over by your supervisor's desk. She dropped her pen on his chair, literally said "oops" then bent down to give him a full two-second heavage. I guess I know who’s getting that promotion."
by Dizz Markie June 10, 2010
Get the Heavage mug.Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.
1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”
2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
by Dizz Markie July 20, 2007
Get the Egg Roll mug.A person who apparently has a free pass to bother his significant other / partner / friend at work all day (note: they work together, giving free reign for the annoyance).
He's back, just sitting on her desk. Why would she marry him? And how does he finish any work when he's up here in her face, staring at her with disapproving looks and bothering her with “do you want a soda?” and “did you buy eggs?”, all day? He's such a guest badger!
by Dizz Markie May 18, 2010
Get the Guest Badger mug.She was falling asleep and I didn't think it was going to happen, but I took off my pants and she woke up. I was tired too, but I have nobligations!!
by Dizz Markie May 05, 2009
Get the Nobligations mug.Someone who feigns friendly with someone, then writes (generally in an online forum such as Facebook or a personal blog) disparaging remarks about that person. Journalists are prime culprits in this matter.
1) "The guy was really great during our interview; he asked me about my musical influences and how the tour is going. Then I read this stupid thing on his blog about how fat I look onstage. I have a new penemy."
2) "Jess was all sweet to me all week. Then Jenn ask me 'did you see what she said about you on Facebook? Oh, maybe she posted it private...' Anyway, I hate that bitch, she's such a penemy."
2) "Jess was all sweet to me all week. Then Jenn ask me 'did you see what she said about you on Facebook? Oh, maybe she posted it private...' Anyway, I hate that bitch, she's such a penemy."
by Dizz Markie May 13, 2010
Get the Penemy mug.Essentially, anything that Diddy (aka Puffy aka Sean Combs aka P Diddy etc.) does, from strange cameos to Making the Band to coming up with the head-scratching, bizarrely named Dannity Kane.
Did you see Diddy on Jimmy Fallon? He popped out of the crowd to comment on Obama's U.S. approval and dropped rhymes like "Cuz Diddy loves stats".
He's so RiDiddyous!
He's so RiDiddyous!
by Dizz Markie July 29, 2009
Get the RiDiddyous mug.When a girl's skirt sticks to her bum, a widespread panic on 95+ degree summer days (the "pot" being her bottom).
"I don't want to get out of the car!"
"Why?"
"Because I have swass and a serious pot sticker going on."
"Why?"
"Because I have swass and a serious pot sticker going on."
by Dizz Markie July 19, 2007
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