London

A town in Texas 20 miles north of Junction.
You thought London was in England? Darn retard, it's in Texas.
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Paris

A town in North-East Texas by the Red River.
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Italy

A town in Texas just south of Dallas.
You thought Italy was in Europe? Well, you are wrong, idiot.
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Redford

29°27'07"N 104°11'31"W
Michigan is not the only state with a Redford.
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