Definitions by Dixey Normus

London 

A town in Texas 20 miles north of Junction.

You thought London was in England? Darn retard, it's in Texas.

London by Dixey Normus February 25, 2020

Redford 

29°27'07"N 104°11'31"W

Michigan is not the only state with a Redford.

Redford by Dixey Normus February 23, 2020

Paris 

A town in North-East Texas by the Red River.

I had my honeymoon in Paris, Tx.

Paris by Dixey Normus February 23, 2020

Italy

A town in Texas just south of Dallas.

You thought Italy was in Europe? Well, you are wrong, idiot.

Italy by Dixey Normus February 23, 2020