Dispenser 's definitions

Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

Fagatosis

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.

Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!

by Dispenser August 1, 2018

assplode

A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.

That meth house is going to assplode one day.

by dispenser January 19, 2006

Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.

Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.

by Dispenser January 25, 2016