Definitions by Disco Stu
Ufologist
1. Ufologists are scientists, except they know nothing about scientific theory and forming logical, reasonable hypothesises.
memogate
The scandal in which liberal-biased CBS newsanchor Dan Rather aired on his 60 Minutes program documents that supposedly showed that George W. Bush received favorable treatment during his service as a national guardsman. The documents were later shown to be false. As a result, Rather's career has gone down the toilet, and he is resigning and stepping down from CBS Nightly News, effective as of March 2005.
1. Memogate ruined Dan Rather.
guy next door
A guy known for his kind, sensitive, caring personality rather than his good looks and charm. Usually a bit of a geek or nerd, the guy next door is the guy who is a really good friend to girls, but who never gets a romantic relationship with said "girl friends". Usually is very shy and reserved.
1. He's kind of the guy next door; he's a great friend, but I just can't picture something happening with us.
2. Me.
2. Me.
guy next door by Disco Stu December 8, 2004
Monkey-Genius
A special operations monkey, trained in the arts of war, an expert in the use of rifles and assasinations
"Damn, that Monkey-Genius just wiped out our whole squad"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"
Monkey-Genius by Disco Stu April 10, 2004
zurkey
ohhh zerkey monkey dust!
Schlarper
An incredibly undesirable female.