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Definitions by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx

phone diaper 

When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome

Nicki minaj 

Nicki Minaj should have won a Grammy the other night

#2pisspiles

When you get out of the shower and wrap your towel around u and squat or lay under your bed. U then lay there for 2 hours and just piss everywhere. Then proceed to blame the piss on the dogs and have the cleaner clean it up. Your lil sister does the same
There’s an instance of #2pisspiles in the bedroom upstairs.

prosistobat

A girl who wears way too much makeup
Loren Gray is a prosistobat.

Dick check 

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans
I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

Star six seven 

Lets call the dealer but star six seven so we don’t get in trouble.

Calli girl 

A calli girl is a boy or girl who knows Jenn McAllister slaps and slays
I’m from Chicago but I’m still a calli girl