Definitions by DirkD

john starks

One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Spent most of his NBA career with the New York Knicks. Famous for battling villans like Reggie Miller, whom he headbutted, Michael Jordan, who was on the receiving end of one of the greatest dunks in NBA history by John Starks, also known as "The Dunk."

Super John Starks is the greatest basketball player of all time!

john starks by DirkD January 24, 2007

master and servant 

1. Phrase referring to a relationship where there is a clear distinction of power between the dominant party (master) and submissive party (servant).

1a. Kinky role-play scenario.

2. A hit song by Depeche Mode.

Let's play master and servant.

master and servant by DirkD January 24, 2007

muslimoid 

Derogatory term with alien connotations for a member of the Muslim faith.

Habib is a dirty muslimoid.

muslimoid by DirkD January 24, 2007

going to get cigarettes 

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

going to get cigarettes by DirkD January 24, 2007

West Texan 

Apparently, the language George W. Bush is fluent in. Bears almost no resemblance to the English language.

George W. Bush: "Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”

West Texan by DirkD January 24, 2007

acrophobia 

The fear of acronyms. Was a popular online game in the late 90's, resurrected again recently to less popularity.

Acrophobia is the greatest game ever!

acrophobia by DirkD January 24, 2007

fcc 

Federal Censorship Commission

Thanks to the FCC, the only thing left that's safe to play on the radio is Celine Dion.

fcc by DirkD January 24, 2007