19 definitions by Dirk Diggler

1
N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.
Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!
by Dirk Diggler April 28, 2004
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when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.
Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.
by Dirk Diggler March 24, 2005
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when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis
hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut
by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005
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The gravity defying act of a fupa or guntgoing North of the waistline.
Her nofup is spreading so far into the north, where does the fup end and the chest begin?
by Dirk Diggler February 03, 2003
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When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...
jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...
by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005
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