Bladder Boner

An erection caused by the accumulation of urine either during the day or after sleeping.

Mike: Dude what the fuck is that!?!?
Ryan: Sorry its my bladder boner, i slept for like 15 hours

by Dino Susan December 25, 2009

Wan

Very pale, albino

Dude, Aviel why are you so damn wan!?!?!

by Dino Susan January 07, 2009

Blimped

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

by Dino Susan January 01, 2009

Poon Waster

A guy who doesn't hook up with a girl that he has been flirting with and sitting with at a party or get together, thus wasting poon.

Brandon, are you gonna hook up with that chick already, you're being such a poon waster.

by Dino Susan April 20, 2009

Wheel Job

When you get a blow job while youre driving

Dude, Brittany tottaly gave Brandon a wheel job when he drove to Florida

by Dino Susan January 30, 2009

Stinky Jack

The act of excreting feces out of one's anus into a jack o' lantern / normal pumpkin belonging to an innocent person.

1. That house was totally stinky jacked on halloween

2. Oh my they stincky jacked my house, it smells horrible

by Dino Susan October 31, 2009