Definitions by Dino Susan

Bladder Boner 

An erection caused by the accumulation of urine either during the day or after sleeping.

Mike: Dude what the fuck is that!?!?
Ryan: Sorry its my bladder boner, i slept for like 15 hours

Bladder Boner by Dino Susan December 25, 2009

Stinky Jack 

The act of excreting feces out of one's anus into a jack o' lantern / normal pumpkin belonging to an innocent person.

1. That house was totally stinky jacked on halloween

2. Oh my they stincky jacked my house, it smells horrible

Stinky Jack by Dino Susan October 31, 2009

Poon Waster 

A guy who doesn't hook up with a girl that he has been flirting with and sitting with at a party or get together, thus wasting poon.

Brandon, are you gonna hook up with that chick already, you're being such a poon waster.

Poon Waster by Dino Susan April 20, 2009

Wheel Job 

When you get a blow job while youre driving

Dude, Brittany tottaly gave Brandon a wheel job when he drove to Florida

Wheel Job by Dino Susan January 30, 2009

Wan 

Very pale, albino

Dude, Aviel why are you so damn wan!?!?!

Wan by Dino Susan January 7, 2009

Blimped 

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

Blimped by Dino Susan January 1, 2009